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- No, you're wrong! - No, you're wrong!
We don't really appear on TV,
but we've been appearing on two recent TV shows,
"Downtown Deluxe" and "Racco Guy".
I've watched both of them,
- but the genres were very different. - Yes, yes.
Because of the atmosphere of the filming,
if we were to divide it into two types,
- it would be both extremes. - Oh...
"Downtown Deluxe" is a 60-minute show,
- but the filming is almost 60 minutes. - Yes!
- Amazing. - That's seriously amazing.
- If you just talk, you can say everything. - Yes!
You can't do it without anxiety.
When I first heard about it and went on,
- it was almost cut out. - Oh...
Even if it's cut out, it's still easy to do.
- "If you just talk, you can say everything." - Yes.
That's the joy of it.
"Matsuko Conference" is a 30-minute show,
- but the filming is about 75 minutes. - Oh...
It's a good place to film.
In our usual style of filming,
we film for 10 minutes or so,
so it's better for "Matsuko Conference".
Out of all the places we've been to, we'll just use funny places.
Us, who usually film "Matsuko Conference"-style,
don't film "Downtown Deluxe"-style either.
If you think about it in terms of time, "Downtown Deluxe"-style
is very efficient.
After filming for 10 minutes or so,
- you never thought it'd be this easy. - "Matsuko Conference"...
- We're not good at it. - We haven't tried it.
- We haven't done it, so we're not good at it. - Right.
But we haven't started doing it yet,
- so we'd like to try filming and filming at the same time. - Wow!
We're talking about this now because we're preparing for it.
From now on, we'll film for 10 minutes and make a 10-minute video.
- Wow! - That's scary!
- That's too much! - What are you talking about?
Even "Deluxer" wouldn't do it.
- Both "Deluxer" and "Matsuko Conference" exist. - Both "Deluxer" and "Matsuko Conference" exist.
This time, we'll make it harder in terms of getting used to it.
But if you get used to it, you might be able to film for 12 minutes
- when we film a 10-minute video. - Wow!
This time, I'll be playing "Muraka".
I've completely thought up the script.
I'll also be playing "Kampera".
I'll be over there as "AD-san".
I'll be playing the main role.
As a trained actor, "Toshimitsu" won't be "Toshimitsu".
- I'll be playing "Kurono Gakko" as "Nanika". - What's that?
Huh? "Nanika"?
- It's not "Nanika". - It's "Kampera".
- It doesn't mean anything like that. - It's a different concept.
It's not "Nanika". It's "Kampera".
- I don't know what you're saying. - Yeah.
Shut up!
Who did this?
- Idiot! - Sorry.
- Anyway... - Sorry.
- Is there someone like that? - No, there isn't.
I hate comments like that.
In order for this not to happen, we have to think of the script
- and film it or "Kampera" will get mad. - That's right.
We might have to use "Kampera" when we say, "Why did you say that?"
- That's bad. - Yeah.
But if we cut it out, I'll edit it and say, "What do you want me to do with it?"
Please do your best.
I'll have a meeting now.
- "Toshimitsu", please come out. - Okay.
I'll have a meeting with my AD and two cast members.
"Toshimitsu" will be over there.
I hope you won't get in trouble.
"Toshimitsu" is a big name in the studio.
You can tell me in advance what you have in your application.
"Toshimitsu" is a big name in the studio.
I'm giving it to you, but you don't want to see it.
It's too big.
Let's have a meeting with my AD.
"Toshimitsu" is a big name in the studio.
AD?
There's only an assistant director.
There's no director.
"Toshimitsu" is a big name in the studio.
Today's script is like this for 10 minutes.
From the opening, please introduce yourselves and make eye contact with each other.
After 30 seconds, guests will appear.
Please touch lightly and have an opening talk.
There is not much time, but after one minute, please check Shibayu's clothes and touch them.
Please spread your clothes far away and talk for about two minutes.
Three minutes have passed.
Please make eye contact with each other.
The director will think of a topic and you will make eye contact with each other.
Please judge whether Shibayu's answer is good or bad.
If you get excited, you can ask one question.
Please protect only time here.
What is this program called?
Is it this?
It's "Power Charge" every day of "Soukai Yomoya".
What is that?
This is a four-minute program.
You can ask one question or two questions.
If it's seven minutes, I'll make eye contact with you.
If it's seven minutes, it's "Don't overdo it" corner.
Today's fortune will be given to those who overdo it.
Am I overdoing it now?
You're overdoing it, so I'll send you the script.
He is a person who values the atmosphere of the last minute.
From eight and a half minutes, you will announce it to those who overdo it.
You're doing a lot of activities, so you can leave it to yourself.
Please end with an ending talk.
At 9 minutes and 50 seconds, we will play rock- paper- scissors with viewers at the usual rock- paper-scissors corner.
It's a little weird for me to be too early or too late.
I'll play it at a good timing.
If you have 10 minutes, you can install it as it is, right?
No, there's only 10 minutes for those who overdo it.
Only 10 minutes for those who overdo it?
I think I'll make it just before it starts, but I haven't been included yet.
Will you be forced to end in 10 minutes?
I've already been replaced.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Are you ready?
Has it already started?
Not yet, not yet.
Are you okay with your clothes?
Are you in a hurry with the script?
I'm in a hurry.
Is it okay to record today?
It's a big company.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Shibayu checks the fashion of a big company.
No, it's the other way around.
Shibayu checks the fashion of a big company.
A big company is watching.
It's dangerous.
It would be nice if you evaluated a big company.
I'm sorry.
What do you call a big company?
That's right.
This script doesn't come in. Isn't it strange, director?
Can you write a timetable or something in detail?
No, I think it's written in great detail.
No, but even if you say something specific like a line or a self-introduction...
Didn't you prepare a big topic for me?
Oh, it's too late for that, too. I'd like you to go all the way.
All the way...
Teacher...
Oh, I wrote it down. Please.
Oh, it's raining.
What is this feeling?
Isn't the opening talk "It's raining"?
"It's raining" is rain, isn't it?
The opening talk of the two of you is only on Tuesdays.
Yes.
That's where you put the opening talk, too, right?
It's like "Niketsu".
Oh, I see.
That's how you like it.
"Niketsu" is 30 seconds.
I'll be in soon, so please take care of me.
I'm anxious.
It's only 30 seconds until recording!
Oh, my God.
Have you arrived?
Yes, I have.
This is it! Please!
Thank you in advance.
Where is it?
Please wait here for a moment.
Where?
Yes.
I'm scared.
The emcee will read it for you.
Who's the emcee?
Those two over there.
Thank you in advance.
The recording will start now!
Oh, my God.
Look at your grandson.
Yes.
Look at your grandson.
Oh, me?
Oh, thank you in advance.
Your grandson is doing weird things, isn't he?
Oh, yes. He's doing YouTube.
I see.
Get ready!
Start recording!
I think I said "one chance" last time.
Tokai O-Air's "Power Charge" every day!
Power! Power!
I'm Shiba Inu.
I'm the emcee, Ryo.
This program is a ten-minute program where we welcome guests and plan various things.
Yes.
Then, let's get started.
Then, guests, please come in!
You're Toshimitsu-chan, aren't you?
Let's get started with the fashion corner!
Let's get started.
Please!
Mr. Ogoshi, as expected...
You're tall and you're particular about playing.
That's not a big deal.
- Please. - Yes, that's my idea.
I'm counting on you now.
What is this?
- Yes? - What do you think?
- Yes? - Go ahead.
Um...
- There are a lot of stars, right? - Yes, there are.
- You're saying something funny, aren't you? - No, I'm not.
- You're saying something funny, aren't you? - You're saying something funny, aren't you?
- Please evaluate it now. - Now?
- Yes. - What kind of evaluation?
- Please give me a score of 5 out of 5 stars. - I'll give you anything.
Mr. Ogoshi wins!
I won!
Mr. Toshimitsu will think of the same question...
and Shibuya will give you the same answer as Toshimitsu...
- in order for you to cut it out. - I haven't asked you yet...
- I didn't know anything, so I'll say it again. - You know what "cut it out" is, right?
- I know what "cut it out" is. - Oh, you know it!
- I'm sorry. - I know it!
Okay, we'll have you cut it out here.
Can you cut it out for me now?
- My tongue is tangled up. - Yes.
- The first question...
Wow, you're too big!
Why is Mr. Ogoshi late?
What could it be?
Oh, I see.
Hmm?
Are you okay?
Um, Mr. Ogoshi...
Um... I'm sorry.
- What do you mean? - Um... I'm sorry.
- It's not going smoothly. - I'm sorry.
- I don't know what you're doing.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
- I'm wearing a dim sum and changing clothes... - That's embarrassing!
- I'll stand out, you know?
- I'm not sure about "cut it out"... - Yes.
- but it was an interesting story... - Yes.
- I think... - I see.
- Oh, I did it! - Oh, you did it!
- Oh! - I didn't write it.
Oh!
Um...
- Um... - "Cut it out" is weird, isn't it?
"Cut it out" and...
- "Cut it out" and... - "Cut it out" and...
- That's... - It's funny.
- It's a child's story. - It's funny.
- It's not just a child's story. - It's funny.
- Go ahead! - Huh?
- So... - It was Ogasha Ogiri! - I didn't do anything today. - What did you think of Shibuya - san's answer?
- It was correct for me to sit down and not answer. - Are you going to cut it?
- Fortune-telling! - Ogasha Fortune-telling!
- I think you sent me your status in advance. - Yes. - I didn't get it. - Did you get it?
- No, I didn't get it. - Manager, manager!
- January 30th, Yagizawa. - Manager, did you get it? - I didn't get it.
- Yagizawa. - Yagizawa? - Did you only know Yagizawa? - I don't know Yagizawa! It's just my exam. - Wow!
- It's just my exam. I don't know much. - Anyway...
- Today, I read Lagosan Shikibushi. - Thank you! - It looks really fun!
- It looks awesome! - I'm sure you'll come and watch! - We're not fighting with a human, right!?
- With that said... - Let's do the last one. - We can't.
- Ogasha Rock-paper-scissors! - What? Ogasha Rock - paper-scissors?
- Alright, here we go. - It's the standard segment. - Rock-paper-scissors!
Take it out.
Now.
Rock, paper, scissors, please!
Rock, paper, scissors...
Rock...
Sorry to keep you waiting!
I won.
I got the reporter job.
Thank you!
Can you handle this?
No problem.
I'm worried, but I'll do it anyway.
Thanks for today.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work today.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sure you'll be curious about it.
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work.
Seriously, you can't do it, can you?
It's hard.
It's too hard.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's...
Please go away.
Of course, it wasn't okay.
It was a practice of "I have to go even if it's like this."
Wow, what's going to happen?
This is what happens when there's a recording like this.
It's too bright.
It ends with a bang every time.
I can't think of anything.
What will happen if this program airs now?
Will there be narration or explanation?
If it was a good video now, it's okay.
If you think it's really bad, let's reflect on it in the future.
Everyone is looking forward to the program that will air from now on.
This is the program that was born from the shooting now.
Tokai On-Air's daily power charge!
Power! Power!
I'm Shiba Inu.
I'm the host, Ryo.
This program is a ten-minute program where we welcome guests and plan various things.
Let's welcome our guest, Mr. Oguri.
It's raining.
Tokai On-Air is a six-member YouTuber who is popular with young people who have 5.57 million subscribers and is exciting now.
Let's welcome our guest.
Today, we have a very luxurious guest who will appear on the show.
Thank you for having me.
Is this okay?
Today's guest is Mr. Toshimitsu!
It's nice to have you here, Mr. Toshimitsu.
Please introduce yourself.
I guess I can say anything.
I'm Toshimitsu!
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me!
Mr. Toshimitsu, can you give us a brief introduction of yourself?
Well, as you just said, I'm Toshimitsu.
You're Toshimitsu, right?
Yes.
Then, let's get started with the fashion corner!
There is a fashion corner, but...
Fashion, right?
Yes, this corner is for Mr. Oogoshi.
It's a corner where only fashionable Mr. Oogoshi's guests are allowed in.
It's a corner where you can check out our members' fashion for the first time.
For him?
Yes.
Thank you for having me.
I like this necktie.
I like the style of the stole.
It's not that expensive.
That's right.
I like this hat, too.
Mr. Suzuki runs his own fashion brand, SEISHUNISM.
What will happen to Mr. Suzuki's fashion?
It's not that fashionable.
Let's get started!
Thank you for having me.
Thank you!
You know what?
Yes?
I think you should wear it inside out.
Inside out?
That's right.
The back is open.
I'm sorry.
This is terrible.
The inside is white and the outside is white.
It's not very interesting.
Isn't it good to change the material a little?
It's good to change the material.
The top of the golf club is also good.
Do you want to go next?
How is it?
Even if you say so...
It's not very interesting.
How many stars do you have?
There are a lot of stars.
You say interesting things.
You say pretty interesting things.
What?
Please evaluate it.
How do you evaluate it?
How many stars do you have?
Out of five stars, how many stars do you have?
I have about 30 stars.
30 stars!
Congratulations!
I don't know how many stars you have.
You have 5 stars and 30 stars.
I'll give you 1 star.
Thank you.
Aofushi Oogiri.
I have one.
She will say the answer.
I'll say the answer.
You will think of the answer.
Toshimitsu will think of the same answer.
You will give Toshimitsu the same answer.
How can you tell all of that?
I don't know.
She didn't hear.
Here is the first question.
Okay!
What did you do to make her feel like she was going to be adopted?
By the way, what kind of childhood did you have, Toshimi-san?
Well, it was normal, you know?
My parents are incredibly rich!
After that, Fubuki-san's shocking childhood is revealed!
Stay tuned!
It's better than nothing
By the way, what kind of childhood did you have, Toshimi-san?
Well, it was normal, you know?
After that, Fubuki-san's shocking childhood is revealed!
By the way, what kind of childhood did you have, Toshimi-san?
Well, it was normal, you know?
After that, Fubuki-san's shocking childhood is revealed!
Stay tuned!
By the way, what kind of childhood did you have, Toshimi-san?
It was normal, you know?
After that, Fubuki-san's shocking childhood is revealed!
By the way, what kind of childhood did you have, Toshimi-san?
Well, it was normal, you know?
Thank you very much!
What did you think of Shibuya-san's answer?
Well, I was really impressed by what you said.
First of all, this is an entry ceremony, isn't it?
First of all, it means that the entrance ceremony is equipped with an umbilical cord.
First of all, I thought it was strange.
The umbilical cord that should be attached when you are born remains until the entrance ceremony.
I thought it was interesting.
And the way it twists is like a stool.
It's a big place, isn't it? I'm wearing a stool right now.
Whether or not the stool is twisted is also a very important element.
It's not a big place unless the stool is twisted, isn't it?
It's a big place and everyone twists the stool.
You know that and you're laughing, don't you?
I thought you were very artistic and I was impressed.
Either way, it's not this child.
You? What was it? Shibayu-kun?
I thought Shibayu-kun might be better suited for a big place.
I'm happy to see such a wonderful answer.
Thank you very much.
I'm satisfied, so let's go to the next corner.
Please proceed.
Suzuki-san used to be not only a singer, but also a kabuki dancer, bodybuilder, and comedy entertainer.
Shibayu-kun is really good at getting praised by him.
Fortune-telling!
Chief Fortune-teller!
In this corner, Chief Fortune-teller Tashimizu-san will tell us our fortunes.
Fortune-telling, right? I don't do fortune- telling.
I'm listening.
You don't like fortune-telling, do you?
I hope you can tell us our fortunes right away.
I think you sent us your profile status in advance.
What's your name?
My name is Kutagoto. I'm a big guy.
You'll be eaten by a human-monkey.
Wow, you're out of luck!
Wow, you're out of luck today!
Be careful!
Don't be unlucky!
Let's try not to go to Shokkaido.
Shokkaido?
Hokkaido.
Go ahead.
I'm going to look for a restaurant behind me, so please help me.
That's right.
Hmm...
How about it?
Well, I'd like you to open a cafe or something like that.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
All right!
That's why I'm opening a cafe.
Oh, really?
Yes! What should I hide?
Ryo has just opened his own cafe recently!
It's amazing that you can say you want to go!
That's Mr. Suzuki for you!
Why?
Did you say you didn't know?
No, I don't know!
Wow!
I'm just curious.
Wow!
I'm just curious, so I don't know much about it.
So, thank you for coming today.
Um...
Mr. Toshimitsu.
Yes?
You have a notice, don't you?
Me?
I don't have one.
What?
No job calls for a big response, Mr. Suzuki!
Stages and movies are always full and you don't need a notice at all!
I can appear in a movie now, can't I?
Yes, you can.
Um...
Then I'll read it for you.
Yes!
The movie "Hyottoko Chimpanzee" will be released on November 18th.
It's about a man who rescues a chimpanzee in a tunnel and takes it from place to place.
However, due to an accident, the chimpanzee broke and many other things happened.
It sounds like a lot of fun!
You should definitely watch it!
Yes, it's a battle between humans!
So...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Then...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Please aim at the camera!
I'll say it.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Jan! Ke! Natto! Hana!
It was Paa!
Let's meet again tomorrow!
Goodbye!